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My Dating Ad
I am the cheap wine that tasters shun. But I say, to hell with
them ─ anyone should be able to fall in love with a ten
dollar bottle! You could take me home without spending
much more than a tuppence on open mindedness.

I won’t shower you with pretenses, and not to boast, but my
‘legs’ go for miles. Swirl me around and give me a taste test.
When you suck me through your teeth and aerate your
tongue, I think you may discover a refreshing perspective
that can’t be grown in even the most regal fields of Château
des Charmes.

My variety is tolerant to plus or minus thirty degrees, and
even though I am extraordinarily resilient,  I can be both
dry and sweet. I can bend to your desires, your every
fantasy. That is something not any wine can do.

I am a uniquely polarized Pinot Grigio, I am a deep dark
Merlot, I am a punk-cabaret Cabernet, and I can party like
a sparkling Chardonnay. I bet you could love me, I really
do, despite what the critics might say.

Because anyone should be able to fall in love
with a ten dollar bottle.
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