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Attention Deficient Hyperactive Disorder (ADHD) seems to be
running rampant, tearing the limbs off Barbie dolls and smashing its
toy cars against the wall, within our pre-school population these days.
Doctors, psychologists and educators are so darn quick to recommend
medications for this problem. But any savvy mother can calm her four-
year-old and increase his attention span the natural way, without
spending her hard-earned pennies from her part-time job at Hooters
to buy Ritalin for her child.
First, just a few dietary changes will help your little one relax and
keep focused on his daily pre-school tasks. But here’s where you
really need to be a parent, for godssakes. Even if your child insists he
needs more to jumpstart his day, limit his morning mugs of coffee to
two. Since broccoli is known for its calming effects, add some to his
bowl of Sugar Blast Cereal each morning. Chop the vegetable into
very small pieces and your four-year-old probably won't even notice
it’s in there, especially if his cereal is an artificially colourful one. You can also slice open the Twinkie you give him for lunch and sprinkle a
bit of all-natural dried valerian or pretty California poppy over the white cream. Then just close up that pastry again and your child’s
afternoon in the classroom will be a tranquil one. (Be careful not to use too much dried herb. Side effects can include cramping and mild
hallucinations.)
In addition, regular and consistent bedtimes are a must for any child to maintain an unperturbed demeanour. In bed by midnight may seem a
bit harsh, but your child’s teacher and playmates will thank you for it!
Now that your pre-schooler has been soothed without nasty drugs, he’s ready for some special activities and brain exercises that will
enhance his ability to concentrate. Here are some you can try:
1) At home - if you have a weekly cleaner, take your child aside while she’s there one afternoon and whisper to him that the cleaner is
actually his real mother, whilst you are just watching him for her temporarily. Explain to your four-year-old that this is why she’s there every
week. The moment his “real mother” sees him misbehaving, she’ll take him back to his “real house,” where she’ll teach him better
manners. This exercise will increase your child’s strategic thinking skills. If he’s reasonably bright, you’ll immediately see the thoughts
processing in his brain by the expression on his face. You’ll know this exercise is working for sure by his lengthy focus on the cleaner and
when he formulates questions like this one, “Why don’t I look like her?” Tell him it’s because he looks his real father, whom he hasn’t met
yet. This will give him even more opportunity to exercise his reasoning abilities.
2) At the baker’s - a simple trip to purchase fresh bread can be an exercise in attentiveness for your little tyke. Lean down to him and
whisper, “Can you keep a secret?” When he says “yes,” point to the baker’s chocolate-stained white apron and whisper that those brown
stains are dried blood. Tell him that the baker keeps an alligator pit in the back room and that sometimes he lures children back there for
the alligators to eat, by offering the children a free biscuit. Tell him to watch the baker very carefully and see if he smiles at any of the
children in his shop. His smile means he’s happy that he’s picked out a new, tasty child for his pet alligators to have for lunch. After your
child absorbs this information, have him utilise his reasoning aptitudes by asking him to guess which child he thinks the baker will pick next.
3) Your place of worship is another venue to balance out any lack your pre-schooler might have in attention span. It doesn’t matter what
faith that is. In every organised religion, there are gory parts and the crucial thing is to explain each and every one of those disgusting
details to your little one. The crucifixion of Christ, the oppression of the Jews, the massacre of the Muslims, are all bloody and excruciating
tales. The more you embellish the gruesome side of your beliefs, the more riveted your child will be. My experience has been that this sort
of talk can fixate children for hours. He’ll get plenty of practice sitting still and paying attention as you relate accounts like these. You can
even tell these tales at home, in lieu of a bedtime story. (But, remember - in bed and fast asleep by midnight.)
Utilising these techniques will eliminate your child’s need for drug therapy, for sure.
(photo above- 'Dr'. Davis takes one of her young charges on a riveting expedition, guaranteed to keep children focused and paying attention!)
(Originally published in the UK’s Happy Woman Magazine at: www.happywomanmagazine.com)
bit of all-natural dried valerian or pretty California poppy over the white cream. Then just close up that pastry again and your child’s
afternoon in the classroom will be a tranquil one. (Be careful not to use too much dried herb. Side effects can include cramping and mild
hallucinations.)
In addition, regular and consistent bedtimes are a must for any child to maintain an unperturbed demeanour. In bed by midnight may seem a
bit harsh, but your child’s teacher and playmates will thank you for it!
Now that your pre-schooler has been soothed without nasty drugs, he’s ready for some special activities and brain exercises that will
enhance his ability to concentrate. Here are some you can try:
1) At home - if you have a weekly cleaner, take your child aside while she’s there one afternoon and whisper to him that the cleaner is
actually his real mother, whilst you are just watching him for her temporarily. Explain to your four-year-old that this is why she’s there every
week. The moment his “real mother” sees him misbehaving, she’ll take him back to his “real house,” where she’ll teach him better
manners. This exercise will increase your child’s strategic thinking skills. If he’s reasonably bright, you’ll immediately see the thoughts
processing in his brain by the expression on his face. You’ll know this exercise is working for sure by his lengthy focus on the cleaner and
when he formulates questions like this one, “Why don’t I look like her?” Tell him it’s because he looks his real father, whom he hasn’t met
yet. This will give him even more opportunity to exercise his reasoning abilities.
2) At the baker’s - a simple trip to purchase fresh bread can be an exercise in attentiveness for your little tyke. Lean down to him and
whisper, “Can you keep a secret?” When he says “yes,” point to the baker’s chocolate-stained white apron and whisper that those brown
stains are dried blood. Tell him that the baker keeps an alligator pit in the back room and that sometimes he lures children back there for
the alligators to eat, by offering the children a free biscuit. Tell him to watch the baker very carefully and see if he smiles at any of the
children in his shop. His smile means he’s happy that he’s picked out a new, tasty child for his pet alligators to have for lunch. After your
child absorbs this information, have him utilise his reasoning aptitudes by asking him to guess which child he thinks the baker will pick next.
3) Your place of worship is another venue to balance out any lack your pre-schooler might have in attention span. It doesn’t matter what
faith that is. In every organised religion, there are gory parts and the crucial thing is to explain each and every one of those disgusting
details to your little one. The crucifixion of Christ, the oppression of the Jews, the massacre of the Muslims, are all bloody and excruciating
tales. The more you embellish the gruesome side of your beliefs, the more riveted your child will be. My experience has been that this sort
of talk can fixate children for hours. He’ll get plenty of practice sitting still and paying attention as you relate accounts like these. You can
even tell these tales at home, in lieu of a bedtime story. (But, remember - in bed and fast asleep by midnight.)
Utilising these techniques will eliminate your child’s need for drug therapy, for sure.
(photo above- 'Dr'. Davis takes one of her young charges on a riveting expedition, guaranteed to keep children focused and paying attention!)
(Originally published in the UK’s Happy Woman Magazine at: www.happywomanmagazine.com)
| How To Increase Your Four-Year-Old's Attention Span by 'Dr.' Patricia V. Davis |
